“Managing Expectations 2019: A Humble How-To for Traveling with Little Children During the Holidays” Early chapters feature tips on reaching

“Managing Expectations 2019: A Humble How-To for Traveling with Little Children During the Holidays” Early chapters feature tips on reaching your pediatrician on demand, championing a week’s worth of sleepless nights and discovering Yelp’s favorite Cracker Barrels west of the Missouri River. Signed copies coming in 2020! 🥞🥳

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My accountability partner crossed the 7- month mark over the weekend! 🏅 She’s pretty much a perfect child unless you

My accountability partner crossed the 7- month mark over the weekend! 🏅 She’s pretty much a perfect child unless you dare to bring her within 50 feet of her crib. Or casually talk to her about maybe taking a nap or risk a long blink in the comfort of your home or introduce white noise […]

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Out on the town with my Graeminal. ️ It’s been a whirlwind adjustment since baby, and I thought we’d be

Out on the town with my Graeminal. ️ It’s been a whirlwind adjustment since baby, and I thought we’d be through the toughest part by now, but no: Still knee-deep in a three-steps-forward-two-steps-back situation. Hang in there, little man. All your fans are still here. #firstborn #fouryearsold #daydate #momlife

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We didn’t trick-or-treat this year, but I plan on making them put on their costumes and posing them just so

We didn’t trick-or-treat this year, but I plan on making them put on their costumes and posing them just so by the threshold of our door in the next couple days (probably with pumpkin buckets), so I can remember the year Graeme was grounded because behavior was not green lit (and we are serious parents […]

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