My accountability partner crossed the 7- month mark over the weekend! 🏅 She’s pretty much a perfect child unless you

My accountability partner crossed the 7- month mark over the weekend! 🏅 She’s pretty much a perfect child unless you dare to bring her within 50 feet of her crib. Or casually talk to her about maybe taking a nap or risk a long blink in the comfort of your home or introduce white noise or a blackout curtain or walk outside when it’s dark. All of those choices are cause for concern and will be expressed forthright with shrill displeasure.

My accountability partner crossed the 7- month mark over the weekend! 🏅 She’s pretty much a perfect child unless you dare to bring her within 50 feet of her crib. Or casually talk to her about maybe taking a nap or risk a long blink in the comfort of your home or introduce white noise or a blackout curtain or walk outside when it’s dark. All of those choices are cause for concern and will be expressed forthright with shrill displeasure. #napschedule #7monthsold #billiedontbeahero

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